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I Don't Want to Read a Poem about Baseball

I'm tired of the American spirit,
the boys of summer and their fans,
team effort and hey batta batta.
Maybe it's just another thing
that I don't understand.
Like God or running.
But I was that black-clad chick
behind the bleachers, smoking.
I don't know anything
about sports, period.
(My brother shakes his head:
"There are many ways to be stupid.")
True, for me there was no beauty,
no satisfying crack of ball and bat,
just another chance to be a girl
without hand-eye coordination.
A ball coming in my direction
meant I should do three things: 
duck, cross
my arms like an X
over my head, and wait for death.
I've got enough
adult humiliations
to write about already, don't you?
Shouldn't your poems be
about girls like me anyway? 
How you loved kissing us in the rain? 
How nothing was better
than the mist of menthol
between our shining lips?
Don't get me wrong.
I don't care if you play the game.
Have fun. Slide into home.
But I don't want to
bask in the amber glow
of another boyhood in Brooklyn,
hear about your World Series
heartbreak or existential loneliness
first encountered in the outfield.
Don't try to prove
you're not as fey as a poet
by applauding jocks, please.
I don't want to read those poems
just like you don't want to
read about my body.



first published in Gyroscope